Dear diary, 

I really don't want to deal with this week. I've got an academic essay on the Reformation due Sunday, another project due Friday, I have to finish writing a children's book about the Constitutional Convention by  the 10th,  I have to write a script for a 'very special episode' of a sitcom about global warming,  and the PSAT next Wednesday. I don't really know how I'm going to survive. I, of course, am not prepared for any of this (Seriously, I haven't had any time to study for the PSAT, please send help). So of course I ended up procrastinating on my favorite website. I'm surrounded by books about Martin Luther and I've got a 900 page book about the 30 Years War that I have to read and I really wish I could just freeze time or something. Also, I think I failed (like ACTUALLY failed) my marine biology test yesterday as well as knowing I'll burn myself while trying to solder wires tomorrow. Thanks, American Education System! You've failed me!